Marwadi ki wife s–e–x karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo.. Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke? Iski expiry date march 2017 hai
Husband Apne Sasural Me Biwi Se
Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj s-e-x ho jaye.. Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai.. Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai
Bachho, Batao Samosa aur Kachori, Me Kya Fark Hai ?
Lady Tcher – Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ? Ek Saitan Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega, Nahi pehenogi to kachori
Targets are Targets.Tamiz ki ma ka
Ek Tapori ICICI Bank me gaya: Bhenchod, mere ko A/C. kholna hai. LadyOfficer: Hello Mister Tamiz se baat kijiye. Man: Tamiz ki Maa ki Chut, Account kaun kholega vo bata.? Lady ne Manager ko Complaint kiya. Manager: kya Battamizi kar rahe ho? Man: Battamizi ki Maa ka Bhosda Bhadve, Meri
Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai
College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi, Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru. Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek
Ladki: Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai
Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai” Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola. Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu” Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“
What is Tension Funny SMS
What is tension: Ladki ne apse lift mangi, Raste me uski tabiat kharab hogai, aap hospital le gye. Dr. Bola aap baap banne wale ho, apko tension! aap bole mai iska baap nahi! Phir ladki se pucha Ladki boli yahi baap hai apko aur tension Phir Police i, apka medical
Teacher: Girl Se Condom Ka Full Form Batao
Teacher: Girl se Condom ka full form batao? Girl : C : Control O : On N : Natural D : Drops O : Of M : Man DO BOOND ZINDAGI KI
Thank God Tum LOHDI k Din Paida Nhi Hue
Teacher-“wats ur name” Santa-“HOLA” Teacher-“ye kya naam hua” Santa-“mai HOLI k din paida hua tha” Teacher-“thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue”
Dr. Saab Mai Apni Biwi Ko
admi Dr. se: Dr. saab mai apni Biwi ko chodta hu to andar jake lund teda ho jata hai, Dr. ko yakin nahi aata, to admi apni Biwi ko clinic me lakar Dr. k samne chodta hai phir bhi Dr. ko yakin nahi aata, Kuch din baad kisi shadi me