क्या आपने कभी मुंह में लिया है? वो मोटा सा, जिसके आस पास बाल होते हैं। नर्म नर्म ऊपर से कवर। नहीं। . .. झूठ बोलते हो। कभी भुट्टा नहीं खाया, क्या?
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Pati Roj Apni Naraj Patni Ke Maayke Call Karta Hai Aur
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Positive Thinking, Positive Attitude, Self Confidence Funny SMS Message
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Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki ki Shaadi Hui
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Saheli Ne Pucha-Kaisi Rahi Suhagraat
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Marwadi ki Wife While Having Fun
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Husband Apne Sasural Me Biwi Se
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