Ladka Ladki se Bola, Mere saath shaadi kar lo, mera bahut lamba hai Larki Herani se, Kya? Larka: Tajurba (Experience) Larki: to thik hai, main bhi tyar hun, mera bhi bahut gehra hai. Larka: Kya? Larki: Aatmvishwah
Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS Jokes
Aaj Office Jaaty Hi Boss Mujh Pe Charh Gya
Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke. . . Girl: Aaj Office Jaaty Hi Boss Mujh Pe Charh Gya, Frnd: Kyun ??? Girl: W0h Main Late Gai Thi Naaa.
Girl Ask 2 Pappu :- Wo Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Pass 4 Aur Merey Pas 2 Hein ??
Girl Ask 2 Pappu :- Wo Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Pass 4 Aur Merey Pas 2 Hein ?? Pappu :- Legs,,,,, Girl :- Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhri Pant Mein Hai Or Meri Pant Mein Nhi Hai..?? Pappu :- Paisey,,,,, Girl :- Wo Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Krney Ke Bjaye Raat BistarRead More
Suna Hai Wo Geele Kapry Foran Utar Deti Hai
Wo chat per aye to Hum Barish ki Dua Mangain ge.. . . Suna hai wo geele kapry foran utar deti hai.. . . . . . . . Rassi Se yaar..
Haath Mein Dun ya Muh Mein?
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Ladki: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Ladki: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Ladki: Matlab? Boy: Prasad.
Ladki Haste Hue: Chal Fir Nikaal Bahar
Boy to Girlfriend: Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho. Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar, Pakdu?? Teri Zubaan Ko. 🙂
Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki ki Shaadi Hui
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua . . . . khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
Maangta Hun to Deti Nahi Hai
Maangta hun to Deti nahi hai Jawab Meri Baat Ka Deti hai to Khada ho jata hai. Rom Rom Jajbaat ka Kehta hun Usse Aise na andar rakho Yun Jawab sawal ka ======== मांगता हूँ तो देती नहीं..!! जवाब मेरी बात का.. देती है तो खडा हो जाता है..!! रोम रोम जज़्बात का.. कहता हूँRead More
Kamzor Dil Wale Plz Ye Sms Na Parhein
Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein . Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha 1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai usko ultiyan aane lagi Usne ek glass mai ulti ki or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyoRead More
Ladki Mujhe Jio ka Sim Dila Do Na
लड़की – मुझे Jio का सिम दिला दो ना लड़का – अरे दो चार दिन रुक जा लड़की – क्यों लड़का – बाबा रामदेव भी अपना सिम निकालने वाले हैं लड़की – उसमें क्या मिलेगा लड़का – उसमें डाटा के साथ साथ आटा भी फ्री मिलेगा 🙂 🙂 🙂