Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur khidki k paas udaas baith gaya. Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya. Faujji chup. Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya.. Faujji fir chup.. phir salwar utari aur boli,dekhoRead More
Pati Patni Jokes SMS
Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya Hai
क्या आपने कभी मुंह में लिया है? वो मोटा सा, जिसके आस पास बाल होते हैं। नर्म नर्म ऊपर से कवर। नहीं। . .. झूठ बोलते हो। कभी भुट्टा नहीं खाया, क्या?
Biwi ne kameez utari,Sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli
Biwi ne kameez utari,Sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli: “Pata hai na, kya karna hai?” Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai. 🙂
Pati Roj Apni Naraj Patni Ke Maayke Call Karta Hai Aur
पति रोज अपनी नाराज पत्नी को मायके कॉल करता है। सास : कितनी बार कहा है आपको कि वो नाराज है और कभी नही आएगी, फिर क्यों कॉल करते हो? पति : सुनके अच्छा लगता है।
Positive Thinking, Positive Attitude, Self Confidence Funny SMS Message
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called “Positive Thinking” 😄😄) Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight. Doc :- How come??? Lady :- According to my weight, my height should beRead More
Pappu: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki Panty Utarunga
Pappu: Aaj Ghar Jaatei Hi Biwi Ki Panty Utarunga Friend: Kya Baat Hai , Aaj Toh Badey Mood Mein Ho Pappu: Mood Ki Aisi Ki Teshi, Bahut Tight Hai , Subha Galti Sey Pehen Li Thi. 🙂
Beginning Me Dheere Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala
Two women were talking to each other.. “Kal mera first time tha..” Oh really. kya hua..?” Beginning me dheere dheere andar liya aur dheere se bahar nikaala.. Dheere se kyu..? Unhone bataya tha pehle dheere dheere karna hai.. Ok fir..? Pehle 10 minute tak aise hi kiya. Badi mushkil hui control karne me.. Uske baad..?Read More
Suna Hai Wo Geele Kapry Foran Utar Deti Hai
Wo chat per aye to Hum Barish ki Dua Mangain ge.. . . Suna hai wo geele kapry foran utar deti hai.. . . . . . . . Rassi Se yaar..
Dabaao Na Aur Jorse
Dabaao na aur jorse aisa karo mera blouse nikaldo meri sari bhi ab dabao thoda zorse tumhari pant bhi nikldo dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh!
Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki ki Shaadi Hui
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua . . . . khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !